How can I get my cat to fetch my slippers and newspaper? - cat fetches slippers
I like to combine the comfort of a cat with the work ethic of a dog. In other words, I want a cat that will do things for me. I have tried to train my cat to fetch my slippers and bring me my newspaper, when it comes to the mailbox, but until now it has a great success. I also take it on the promenade in the heart of the city to go at Norwich. How can I tell my cat if he does not say that I will do next to get rid of it? At the moment I do not know get that self-sufficiency, however, satisfied that most cats when they think they have the advantage.
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Cat Fetches Slippers How Can I Get My Cat To Fetch My Slippers And Newspaper?
13 comments:
LOL Alan, what is the Ford Probe?
Sorry, but it will happen. Yes, you can train your cat to sit, and also catch on (I mean know it) for a fact that can also take a leash, but he will never be a dog for the simple reason that s "actions of a cat and they love to lounge around! If you long after the time is ripe for a dog to come, and not be so cruel to your cat has the beginning, so it can be very complacent, and there's nothing you do can to this!
Just do not get it right? It's the cat that people who do things for them, makes not the reverse. This is just a dead end, the victory is always more than one iron rule, the cat at home. Get a robot dog instead. Or a number of young children can do the work, although it may return a bit boring, if they are bored and Swopping them a new one.
Are you serious? This must be the funniest thing I've seen all day! My cat around my legs and I could not help it. And although it may seem cool look who really want the shoes after they put into the mouth of your dog? "While not think it would be nice if we could teach my cat, cook dinner, that the nuisance be tempting to eat (LOL)!
Your cat is forcing me to write:
"Silly man. You know, not our cat form. They feed us, water to see us, not that you make the job. Of course, one might be tempted to reduce the cats, but never seen us act like a stupid dog . Fetch slippers ... I'd rather be your shoes. No, would not really, I do not, because your feet stink and fart in her sleep at night. Oh yes, I was there. Now get me cat, cut, and the one side of the Meow Mix ".
Your cat is forcing me to write:
"Silly man. You know, not our cat form. They feed us, water to see us, not that you make the job. Of course, one might be tempted to reduce the cats, but never seen us act like a stupid dog . Fetch slippers ... I'd rather be your shoes. No, would not really, I do not, because your feet stink and fart in her sleep at night. Oh yes, I was there. Now get me cat, cut, and the one side of the Meow Mix ".
Oh, you fool, you know ...
Dogs have owners
Cats have servants.
I dare say that your cat will be happy in a place where employees perform better and are probably someone already lined up - hence the expression of complacency.
Cat Hmm, I'm sorry friend, but no dogs. You can learn to pick up her toys and perhaps go on a leash, but I'm pretty smelly your cat will not wear shoes. Do not try to hurt, I think. Good luck.
Cat Hmm, I'm sorry friend, but no dogs. You can learn to pick up her toys and perhaps go on a leash, but I'm pretty smelly your cat will not wear shoes. Do not try to hurt, I think. Good luck.
Move your ass and not their duties. This cat knows what he is doing and not submit to their self-centered ways. Good for the cat. Boo to you. Yes, the cat has the upper hand. Get used to it. lol
Sorry, but you deserve the cat, slippers, newspapers and catnip tea to get for him. Why should I, even at the Crouch dog in the performance of these tasks in the first place?
You can not. Get a dog.
When you try your cat, you look at you and say: "*****, out of my ass. "
OK, this requires the participation of experts and I asked some of my cats. They are too busy laughing to respond. I think it just gave me the finger.
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